#CAST OF COMMAND AND CONQUER RED ALERT 3 MOVIE#
First the Dead or Alive movie and now this? Does she want to make a career out of it? It's no-holds barred here, as there's no multiplayer balance to worry about. It's this stuff that show off just how imaginative the EA team really is, particularly when it comes to designing insane units. The journey into these later levels is a familiar one: heavily scripted scenarios that escalate into the unveiling of ludicrous new units and stupidly overwrought battles against the odds. Assuming you can be bothered to drag your bored carcass through this demented grind you'll be rewarded with some FMV featuring pretty women and posturing actors, and the unveiling of the rest of the campaign: lots more fighting bears, bombarding bases, and seeing how many robots it takes to rush a Russian tank battalion. It's one of the worst opening levels to an RTS game in memory, and it must be completed to open up two of the other campaigns. No clever problem-solving required, just run for your life and hope for a lucky break. Finally, miraculously, you manage to dodge enough of the instant-death missiles to escape the level. It's as if you're being punished for thinking you want to play some more Red Alert 3. This is bad enough, but they're sickeningly over-powered. Towards the end of the mission the level instructions specifically tell you to avoid engaging the units that you have pass to get out. The failure conditions are so hard to control, and so utterly galling, that there's no reason why you'd want to continue playing. The very first mission is a baffling exercise in face-palming idiocy - a poorly designed onslaught in which confusion repeatedly leads to death. Well, perhaps because it's piss-boilingly frustrating. That seems like reasonably good value, after all, why wouldn't we want to play another stretch of the Command & Conquer series' wackiest RTS offshoot? So that includes a gaggle of further missions all delivered by the same colourful cast of actors, models, plasma-ejecting mecha-troops, transforming robots, and psychic-death schoolgirls. It's about a third, perhaps even a half, of the length of Red Alert 3, with four short campaigns, and it's all single-player.
#CAST OF COMMAND AND CONQUER RED ALERT 3 DOWNLOAD#
Uprising is a pure download beast, just on PC, and it's pretty cheap to boot. We're going to see a lot more of this kind of thing, aren't we? Standalone expansions that don't even have a retail version at all.